CAT BURGLAR BUSTED!!!!

21 09 2009

TILLSONBURG NEWS

By Justa Joke

Local police have finally tracked down Tillsonburg’s one and only ‘cat burglar’.

Following a rash of sightings and fresh trails of meow mix, Tillsonburg’s finest have finally tracked down the purrpetrator.

Following a lead from an FM96 listener, she was found in an alley playing with a stolen ball of yarn.

After hacking up multiple fur balls, an administered breathalyzer gave a reading of 350mg of cat nip, which is three times the legal limit.

Her identity has been confirmed as Cat # 13.  Bail is set at $10,000.

Advertisements

Actions

Information

5 responses

24 09 2009
Kristy

HAHAHA. thats funny

24 09 2009
dora

tammy, sooooo funny. your brother is a good sport. i’m rooting for you.

23 09 2009
Amanda

bahahaha i love this! I wanted to do this sooo bad!

21 09 2009
Your Favourite Brother

Who knew cats and pigs did not get along together? 😉

21 09 2009
Connie Harrison

Hi Tammy:
Dad and I will put up the bail money and you can pay us back when you win on Nov. 6th.

Mom

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




%d bloggers like this: